Breaking news: Middleton’s own, John Wilkins elected World President by an overwhelming majority. Congratulations have poured in from all over the globe. Donald Trump was quoted as saying “he got my vote, I was secretly working to put John in charge all along.” Kamala Harris and Vladimir Putin said exactly the same.
John seen here with one of his many servants will be life World President and hopes to move the UN headquarters to the Olde Boars Head in Middleton as soon as possible. Some of his exciting new policies will be: ‘free beer’ for all Bold members, hanging, drawing and quatering for any councillors not answering his letters or emails within two days and nationalising Rochdale rugby team.
On hearing the news of the Wilkins victory Nigel Farage has vowed to leave the planet as has Elon Musk.
Nigel Farage scared of the Wilkins victory.
Wilkins has been working for this day for many years and after his amazing invention of time travel has managed to talk to nearly 6 billion of the worlds inhabitants one by one so claiming a famous victory.